Home and Business Establishment of Mistress Londoncalling

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." AristoI Onassis 

Welcome to the World of Ms Londoncalling - Financial Domination at it's finest, the like of which you have never experienced before...  The Greedy Little Bitch Bank, London Branch.

We are proud to report that thanks to our many contributors,  MONEY deposits this year are UP UP UP!

Yes, here at The Greedy Little Bitch Bank, our loser depositors find a lively mix of personal attentiveness, playfulness, and professional greed simply not found at other institutions. We offer an unsurpassed series of services enjoyed, even craved, by a certain sort of depositor. Just enter the Bank, unzip, and we'll take it from there. No deposit is ever deemed too small, or too large. Where else would you be received so fairly in such an unfair world! 

We offer a wide range of means for your portfolio's diminishment, e.g.  

• Phone (sex), which allows us to guide you through those sometimes confusing forms   
• E-mail (sex), for those of you who prefer to be undone through our drive-through deposit service, and/or a more remote access into the bank (we do mockingly confirm deposits by return post)   

In addition to our asset transfer service, we are delighted to announce our latest auxiliary service: extremely safe, password-protected, depositor boxes. Our clients spoke, and we listened. 

For those clients desiring this unique guardian service, we now offer storage in our encrypt for various digital documents, including: 500GB external hard-drive, placed securely in our bank vault. This repository can be extremely useful for 

• Confessions of awkwardly arousing secrets 
• Perhaps not quite legally binding agreements, such as the assignment of Power of Masturbatory Pleasures, Slave Ownership Registrations, and Indebted Servitude Contracts 
• Revealing and highly compromising photographs, whether of a personal or professional nature 

This latest additional service does, in fact, make us the most comprehensive, uncompromising full-service Bank this side of ruination. UP UP UP! The Greedy Little Bitch Bank makes it that simple for you. Our motto is quite simple: Financial Ruin at Its Finest.

Is this the bank you've been waiting for?

We think it will be. After all, it's not just financial domination--it's A WHOLE NEW BANKING WORLD. And, there's even more...

As you glide through the bank, using the navigating elevator to your left, you will find numerous ways of  for us to sucker you out of your money.

We are convinced we can take care of all your sexual/ deposit needs. The only thing we will not discuss is any withdrawal of funds from our little financial institution. Like the Roach Motel - you can check in, but you can't check out.